This is just too good.
There’s so much to work with! Rolling the stone, heavy wooden crosses, crowns of thorns, spitting in your face, feasting, lamb blood, soldiers, crowd control, crying mothers! All these thematic elements just glare at me, daring me to make a workout.
Then, there’s all the other easter stuff (admittedly a little easier to get on board with) like peeps, bunnies, cadbury cream eggs (favorite), fake green grass, baskets (which are kettlebell shaped), searching for eggs, money, candy and copious gaudy colored hard boiled eggs. These are so much nicer, friendlier.
18 Pound Easter Basket
No “spitting” and NO “peeps” those things are disgusting not to mention Non-Paleo.
Peeps are alright, this is the time of year when peep jousting rises victoriously ; )
Illustrate peep jousting bob please!!
Ingredients:
Sugar, Corn Syrup, Gelatin, Contains Less than 0.5% of the Following Ingredients: Potassium Sorbate (a Preservative), Artificial Flavors, Yellow No. 5 (Tartrazine), Carnauba Wax.
Well,
imagine with me, please…
Two peeps, armed and deadly (with a toothpick), are placed into the field of battle (the microwave) and fight to the death…it is most ugly thing to clean up.
So yeah, basically the peeps expand in the microwave, and whichever one gets stabbed by the other loses.
My Peep, lovingly called “Peeposaurus” is armed with kabob stick and layered in a protective tin foil coating, thus has remained undefeated.
Hail to Peeposaurus
This sounds like the greatest game ever! I love it! Bob you are a visionary.