This will probably find it’s way into a widget somewhere on the site, BUT here it is for your consideration.  This is NOT a democracy, nor a narco-syndacalist commune, more closely conceptualized as an oligarchy.  So feel free to post comments that may be utilized, or disregarded on a whim.


Thursday – Turkey Day:

Open Gym: 6am – 10am come in and we’ll get groups going on the "Turkey Shoot" workout all morning, yay sweaty!

Closed Gym: The rest of the day.  Go eat and be thankful!

Friday – Black Friday: Go shop.

Gym Opens at 3:00PM with an altered class schedule:

CrossFit Class at 3:00pm/5:30pm and 6:30pm.

Olympic Lifting Class at 7:30pm nothing can deter the strong.


Saturday – Charteuse Saturday: Turkey Sandwich to your trainer day.

Regular Gym Hours: 8am and 10am CrossFit Classes

Sunday – Regular.


I hope this dispels any confusion or curiosity or even the tiniest bit of uncertainty from your life in regards to world domination around thanksgiving time.