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It’s December!!!

***NOTICE: If snowy BS happens, and it’s a problem for us, it’ll be posted HERE***

Man, the end of the year will be here before we know it. Enjoy all your parties and things you’ve got going on guys!

The 12 Days of Christmas starts Dec 5th, I’ll release all the deets about it, but know that it’s about attendance, rather than performance 🙂

For your planning, the gyms will be closed Saturday 12/24 through 1/1/23, to reopen Monday January 2nd! Thank you so much for the time off! Your coaches shepherded you guys through nearly 1,750 class sessions this year in the 292 days that we were open! That’s actually fucking nuts. I’ll put out some home workouts for that week, but it’ll boil down to two things: 1) walking doesn’t count and 2) air squats for days! Hahahha 🙂

The Workouts:

Monday: 7 Bench Presses, Row 400m, Rest 5 Minutes, 5 Rounds for Total Weight and Time

Tuesday: Filthy 50’s For time: 50 box jumps 24/20, 50 jumping pull-ups, 50 KB swings 35, 50 walking lunges, 50 knees-to-elbows, 50 push presses 45/35, 50 back extensions, 50 wall ball shots 20/14, 50 burpees, 50 double unders

Wednesday: Max Rounds in 12 Minutes of: 6 L-Pull-ups, and 25 Double Unders

Thursday: Back Squat 1-10-1-20-1-30

Friday: “Abatte” For time: 1 Mile Run, 21 Clean and Jerks 155/105, 800m Run, 21 Clean and Jerks 155/105, 1 Mile Run
SCALE!

Saturday: 1 Minute Stations, DB Snatches 50/35, Burpees, Toes to Bar, Rest, Teams of 4, 5 Rounds for Reps

Thanksgiving Week!!

I know this is late guys, but you knew the drill already, because you’re aces!

Cornucopia (read below) is happening Thursday Morning! 8:00am, and 9:15am! You know the score, if you’re not early to the 8:00am class, we’re going to run into problems, so be early, you know I’ll be early! Like 15 minutes is all you need to get prepped and grouped up and sorted out. I’ll have a killer plan on the white board, and it’ll be good to go.

Remember we’re closed the rest of the week, Fri/Sat/Sun after this massive workout. It typically produced MARKED soreness, so enjoy that, and know that the food you’re eating will go the right places 🙂

The Workouts:
Monday: “Kevin” 3 Rounds For Time: 32 Deadlifts 185/135, 32 Hanging Hip Touches (alternate arms), 800m running farmers carry 15/10lb DBs

Tuesday: Front Squat Max 3

Wednesday: 8 Minutes for Max Rounds of: 800m Run, 5 Rope Climbs, 10 Clean and Jerks 155/105

Thursday:
“Cornucopia” As a team of 4 split up the following in order however you like for time:
200 KB Snatches 35/26
200 Deadlifts 95/65
200 Wall Ball Shots 20/14
200 Medicine Ball Cleans 20/14
200 Burpees
200 Pull-Ups
200 Thrusters 45/33
200 Calories on the Rower

I’m baaaaack 🙂

It’s gonna be a great week!!

Named workouts, maxes, nasty running combos, freakin’ overhead squats! You guys are so lucky 🙂

The Workouts:

Monday: Randy For Time: 75 Power Snatches 75/55

Tuesday: 100m Run, 10/9/8/7/6/5/4/3/2/1 Hang Power Clean 95/65

Wednesday: “Cindy” AMRAP 20 minutes: 5 Pull-Ups, 10 Push-Ups, 15 Air Squats

Thursday: Push Press Max 1

Friday: 3 Rounds for Time: 600m Row, 15 Power Cleans 115/75, 21 Wall Ball Shots 20-10’/14-9′

Saturday: Teams of 3: Max Overhead Squats 135/95, Max Double Unders, 50 KB Swing 35/26 causes the rotate, 14 Minutes for Reps

The Honduras Week!

Hey guys, I’m gone, so be good kids in class OK!!!

As per usual though, I leave, and there’s a huge windstorm and people are out of power and stuff! Sheeeesh 🙂

Roatan is really nice, very hot, very humid. We got to meet some of the local people for whom we’ve built homes from before, they’re very hospitable and shy, and truly live in squalor. It’s pretty wild what home is like here. One of the children with us who’s from Seattle, said with a drawn face after about 15 minutes checking out this families home (that’s quite nice by local standards, because it’s been built through the dwellingsnow network) “they live here all the time?” Thinking to himself how that seemed impossible to him. Amazing.

The Workouts:

Monday: Military Press for Max 3 – then- Annie For time: 50-40-30-20-10 Double unders, sit-ups

Tuesday: 4 Rounds for Time of: 12 Thrusters 95/65, 8 Power Snatches 95/65, 6 Burpees Over Bar

Wednesday: Build to a Heavy Ring Dip or Bar Dip -then- 10-1 Dips with a 200m Run between

Thursday: 1000m Row, 3 Rounds each for time, rest as needed.

Friday: Badger 3 rounds for time: 30 Squat Cleans 95/65, 30 Pull-Ups, 800m Run

Saturday: Buddy Buddy Deadlifts, 3 rounds of 5×5 Deadlifts with Ascending weights.

No stories. Just the work.

Hehe 🙂

Schedule! Hey guys! Here’s what we’ll do. We’re gonna shut down the early AM Classes on the 1st, no 5,6,7am. That’s always a night where we’re up too late, and have to plan and fritter around, so why not make it easy on everyone? I mean who puts this thing on a Monday?

Workouts:
Monday: Jennifer AMRAP 16 min: 10 Pull-Ups 15 KB Swings 53/35 20 Box Jumps 24/20

Tuesday: “Barraza” Max Rounds in 18 min of: 200m Run, 9 Deadlifts 275/185, 6 Burpee Bar Muscle-Ups

Wednesday: Bench Press 1-30-1-20-1-10

Thursday: Clean and Jerk for Max 2

Friday: 10 – 1 of Thrusters 95/65, and 1 – 10 of GHD Sit-ups, like do 10 thrusters and 1 GHD sit-up, then 9 Thrusters and 2 GHDs etc, finish with 1 Thruster and 10 GHD sit-ups.

Saturday: Lumberjack 20 For time: 20 deadlifts 275/185, 400m run, 20 KB swings 70/53, 400m run, 20 overhead squats 115/80, 400m run, 20 burpees, 400m run, 20 chest-to-bar pull-ups, 400m run, 20 box jumps 24″/20″, 400m run, 20 DB squats cleans 45/30, 400m run

Hahaha 🙂 Another killer week, and a CrossFit Story!

The story is at the bottom. The Dan in reference is one of the coaches from www.turnitloosecrossfit.com, not Mr. Harkins, sadly. That would be a whole different story…

Workouts!

Monday: Sotts Press for Max 5, Pressing Snatch Balance for Max 5

Tuesday: 5 Minutes Right Hand: 8 KB Snatches and 8 KB Thrusters, 5 Minutes Left Hand: 8 KB Snatches and 8 KB Thrusters. For Max Reps R/L. 53/36

10 Minute workout, no break between Right and Left Sides. Yeah you can set it down, it’s just waaay cooler if you don’t 🙂

Wednesday: Tabata This! Hollow Rock, 1 Minute Rest, L-Hang, 1 Minute Rest, Plank, 1 Minute Rest, Ab Mat Sit-ups, 1 Minute Rest, Russian Twist w/DB 35/25, Rest and relax.

For Clarity: Tabata is 8 Rounds of 20 seconds ON, and 10 seconds OFF.

Thursday: 3 Rounds for Time: 400m Run, 21 Burpees, Row 500m

Friday: Power Clean Max 3

Saturday: 3:00 Double Unders switch when you miss, Med Ball Buddy Run 400m, 50 Partner Wall Ball Shots 20-10’/14-9′, 50 Alternating Kipping Pull-ups, 50 Partner Wall Ball Shots 20-10’/14-9′, Med Ball Buddy Run 400m, 3:00 Double Unders switch when you miss. For Time/reps/happiness.

Here’s how this thing should go:

3,2,1…GO. I start doing Dubs, I get 18 and miss, then Dan starts going, he gets 14 misses (we’re on 32 reps) right away I start again, I get 9, Dan starts immediately, he gets 26, and so on until 3:00 elapses and we’ve accumulated 189 Double Unders (or whatever). Then we grab our ball and run out of the gym, I pass him the ball, he catches it and passes it back to me ASAP, we run the 400m passing like this until we’re back at the gym. We saunter to the wall with our ball, and I do a shot, with a trajectory that gets the ball to Dan, who’s right beside me, he catches it, does another shot getting it the me (that’s our second shot of 50) eventually with my misses, our breaks, and terse words we finish the 50, then we proceed to our pull-up bar, Dan climbs the box to get the bar, and I gingerly jump to control. I hit a pull-up (Dan is hanging) then once I’m at the bottom, Dan hits a pull-up then hangs, then I hit a pull-up (we’re at three reps now). This begins to destroy our grips and eventually we complete 50 reps. Amidst an immodest degree is shit talking we make our way through 50 more dastardly wall ball shots, angrily toss the ball back and forth to each other as we gallop a second 400m run, then back to the gym to complete our doubles, all the while secretly wishing the other gets whipped badly when they miss. And then upon completion we reach Nirvana and find that our differences were only temporal and that we couldn’t be prouder of each other, and are friends for life, bonded through misery.

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